SLIPPERY SUSAN
Tina x Grease Monkey
SUBMIT YOUR ART!VIEW TEST RESULTSSlippery Susan is an indica-dominant strain made from a genetic cross between Tina and Grease Monkey. This strain is a gorgeous plant in the garden, with deep green foliage and bright silverish flowers with dark red hairs. Slippery Susan is a potent strain that can produce couch-locking and brain-drooling effects. Medical marijuana patients often choose Slippery Susan when dealing with symptoms associated with insomnia, appetite loss, and chronic pain. Bred by Exotic Genetix, Slippery Susan features flavors like coffee, chocolate, and diesel. The dominant terpene of this strain is caryophyllene, which is often associated with a fuel aroma.
MISS TEXAS 1988
LOCATION: Seattle, Wa
SOCIALS: @MissTexas1988
Miss Texas 1988 is not from Texas… or 1988! She was born in the rolling hills of Minnesota and now resides in sunny Seattle. The average person would describe Miss Texas as a cute lil’ oddball, a nice person, and trash. Miss Texas can be found skipping through dirt or reading a cozy book about the history of queer radicalism while whittling sticks by the campfire. Texas is also passionate about outhouses, befriending raccoons, decorative macrame, and having existential conversations about the futility of capitalism while simultaneously managing deep concerns for the wellbeing of humanity.
As a hard-working Seattle drag artist, Miss Texas has a cutthroat set of skills that will come in handy when brawling to be the next Camp Champ. These include: wrestling, wood-working, mastery over the bird calls of northern Canada, vegetarianism, being nonbinary, and love. Because love is nice.
The self proclaimed “Queen of Failure,” Miss Texas 1988 is here to prove that socially awkward, odd-looking, kinda stupid, overly eager people can succeed by triumphantly being exactly who they are… and she’s determined to do it all in heels too.
